Buttageddon

Buttageddon Author Dr Chuck Tingle
ISBN-10 1517106672
Year 2015-08-29
Pages 140
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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What would you do if you could never pound another butt? How far would you go? For Pupper, an unassuming 9-to-5 office wizard from Billings, Montana, the answer is "as far as it takes." When Pupper and a handful of Unicorn Butt Cops leave town on an errand for Mayor Fancy, they encounter a demon unlike anything they have ever seen. The group returns home to find the populace of several major cities across the United States have been systematically kidnapped by devilmen, and they set out to find the one responsible, Ted Cobbler. Now our hero, his unicorn lover, and a bad boy dinosaur wizard find themselves on a trek across this apocalyptic America, complete with ravenous mutant asses and flying cocks with scalding hot loads. Brought to you by the master of sensuality, Chuck Tingle, this erotic novel of gay romance and hardcore ass pounding will leave you breathless and begging for more! Death and Taxes Magazine raves, "Once in a generation, a literary mind comes along who's able to express the zeitgeist of the current age with inimitable, earth-shattering clarity. The '20s had F Scott Fitzgerald, the '70s had Hunter S. Thompson, the '80s had Don Delillo, and now, like a beacon shining on the horizon, comes a talent of truly ass-stounding proportions. I am speaking, of course, of bestselling e-book author Dr. Chuck Tingle." Lit Reactor says, "Chuck blurs the line between erotica, post-modernism, and meta-fiction. He is D.H. Lawrence, Paul Auster, and Dennis Cooper, all rolled into one and wrapped in a gi. Don't believe me? Read on, and try to resist... the Tingle."

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass Author Dr Chuck Tingle
ISBN-10 1517103150
Year 2015-08-29
Pages 114
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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"My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict." And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy? The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

Space Raptor Butt Trilogy

Space Raptor Butt Trilogy Author Chuck Tingle
ISBN-10 1535205423
Year 2016-07-11
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher
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With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series.SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASIONSpace can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor! SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONSoon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention?

100 Tricks to Appear Smart In Meetings

100 Tricks to Appear Smart In Meetings Author Sarah Cooper
ISBN-10 9781473545144
Year 2016-10-06
Pages 176
Language en
Publisher Random House
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The book that’s missing from 55 million offices and conference rooms around the world: the idiot’s guide to the idiot’s guide to conquering the corporate meeting. In it you will learn the essential subtle tricks that pay big dividends by making you look really clever in meetings: constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing and getting someone else to control your slides. Complete with illustrated tips, examples, and scenarios, Sarah Cooper's 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings gives you actionable ways to use words like 'actionable', in order to sound smart.

Lucifer s Son

Lucifer s Son Author Sergey Mavrodi
ISBN-10 1942981325
Year 2015-10-09
Pages 500
Language en
Publisher
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Good vs Evil. The angels of dark faces the angels of light. Mankind faces Lucifer and his temptations. Who will survive?

7 Stories

7 Stories Author Morris Panych
ISBN-10 0889222819
Year 1990-01-01
Pages 101
Language en
Publisher Talon Books
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A man's contemplation of suicide leads to a charming and surprising ending. Cast of 2 women and 3 men.

Bumageddon

Bumageddon Author Andy Griffiths
ISBN-10 0330421972
Year 2005
Pages 228
Language en
Publisher Pan Australia
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THE BLOCKBUSTING CONCLUSION TO THE UNIVARSELY BESTSELLING BUM TRILOGY!Zack Freeman and his bum thought their world-saving days were over – that is, until they are attacked by an army of Great White Bumosaurs from 65 million years ago!Along with some old friends, they must travel back in time to save the world – again – from the pongflict to end all pongflicts: Bumageddon!

How to Bang a Billionaire

How to Bang a Billionaire Author Alexis Hall
ISBN-10 9781455571345
Year 2017-04-16
Pages 352
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK
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Rules are made to be broken . . . If England had yearbooks, I'd probably be "Arden St. Ives: Man Least Likely to Set the World on Fire." So far, I haven't. I've no idea what I'm doing at Oxford, no idea what I'm going to do next and, until a week ago, I had no idea who Caspian Hart was. Turns out, he's brilliant, beautiful . . . oh yeah, and a billionaire. It's impossible not to be captivated by someone like that. But Caspian Hart makes his own rules. And he has a lot of them. About when I can be with him. What I can do with him. And when he'll be through with me. I'm good at doing what I'm told in the bedroom. The rest of the time, not so much. And now that Caspian's shown me glimpses of the man behind the billionaire I know it's him I want. Not his wealth, not his status. Him. Except that might be the one thing he doesn't have the power to give me. Arden and Caspian's love story continues in How to Blow It with a Billionaire, coming Fall 2017.