30 Minute Seder

30 Minute Seder Author Robert Kopman
ISBN-10 9780979125607
Year 2006
Pages 31
Language en
Publisher 30 Minute Seder LLC
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Presents the prayers, actions, songs, and stories of the Seder ceremony in a concise format that can be completed in thirty minutes.

For This We Left Egypt

For This We Left Egypt Author Dave Barry
ISBN-10 9781250110220
Year 2017-03-07
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Flatiron Books
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The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.

60 Minute Seder

60 Minute Seder Author Robert Kopman
ISBN-10 0979125677
Year 2014-01-03
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher 30 Minute Seder
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Written by the Seder mavens that brought you the best-selling 30minute-Seder, this unique Haggadah has the look and feel of a glossy, high-style magazine. 60minute-Seder contains all 15 parts of the Seder and presents the Passover story in dramatic fashion with gorgeous full-page illustrations, just enough Hebrew, and Seder songs. Rabbinically approved, 60minute-Seder engages the entire family for a truly memorable Passover experience.

Richard Codor s Joyous Haggadah

Richard Codor s Joyous Haggadah Author Richard Codor
ISBN-10 0979921805
Year 2008-01-01
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher Haggadaus R Us
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Presents the story of Passover along with the customs and traditions of the Passover seder, illustrated with cartoons and written in a humorous style to appeal to both children and beginners.

The New York Times Manual of Style and Usage 5th Edition

The New York Times Manual of Style and Usage  5th Edition Author Allan M. Siegal
ISBN-10 9781101903223
Year 2015-02-24
Pages 384
Language en
Publisher Three Rivers Press
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The premier source for journalists, now revised and updated for 2015. Does the White House tweet? Or does the White House post on Twitter? Can "text" be a verb and also a noun? When should you link? For anyone who writes--short stories or business plans, book reports or news articles--knotty choices of spelling, grammar, punctuation and meaning lurk in every line: Lay or lie? Who or whom? That or which? Is Band-Aid still a trademark? It's enough to send you in search of a Martini. (Or is that a martini?) Now everyone can find answers to these and thousands of other questions in the handy alphabetical guide used by the writers and editors of the world's most authoritative news organization. The guidelines to hyphenation, punctuation, capitalization and spelling are crisp and compact, created for instant reference in the rush of daily deadlines. The 2015 edition is a revised and condensed version of the classic guide, updated with solutions to problems that plague writers in the Internet age: · How to cite links and blogs · How to handle tweets, hashtags and other social-media content · How to use current terms like “transgender,” or to choose thoughtfully between "same-sex marriage" and "gay marriage" With wry wit, the authors have created an essential and entertaining reference tool. From the Trade Paperback edition.

A Family Haggadah

A Family Haggadah Author Shoshana Silberman
ISBN-10 9780761352105
Year 2011-01-01
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Kar-Ben Publishing
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Presents the text of the seder service in Hebrew and English, describes the actions that go with it, discusses what each phase of the festival means, and offers discussion questions and activities related to the seder.

Breaking The Jewish Code

Breaking The Jewish Code Author Perry Stone
ISBN-10 9781599798424
Year 2010-09-24
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Charisma Media
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The Jewish people have thrived for more than four thousand years under both good and unthinkable circumstances. In Breaking The Jewish Code, Perry Stone helps readers unlock the amazing secrets to this success. Anyone can apply these time-honored principles in their life to create wealth, live in health, build faith, raise successful children, and pass on generational blessings! Topics include: Understanding the Hebrew Covenant with God and why it works The feasts, Sabbaths and celebrations: why success is also about family and having fun The significance in the names you give your children o The spiritual principles of wealth and prosperity How to leave a legacy and pass on the blessing to future generations And much more!

Pop Haggadah

Pop Haggadah Author Melissa Berg
ISBN-10 0992163706
Year 2014-01-01
Pages 156
Language en
Publisher
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Bring new excitement to your seder. With the four sons represented as puzzle pieces and the plagues jumping from page to page, this Haggadah will make a traditional orthodox seder more lively and enjoyable. All the commentary is in the illustrations so you can get right to the point in a Haggadah that is both innovative and inspiring.

New American Haggadah

New American Haggadah Author Jonathan Safran Foer
ISBN-10 0316069868
Year 2012-03-05
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Little, Brown
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Read each year around the seder table, the Haggadah recounts through prayer, song, and ritual the extraordinary story of Exodus, when Moses led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt to wander the desert for forty years before reaching the Promised Land. Now, Jonathan Safran Foer has orchestrated a new way of experiencing and understanding one of our oldest, most timeless, and sacred stories, with a new translation of the traditional text by Nathan Englander and provocative commentary by major Jewish writers and thinkers Jeffrey Goldberg, Lemony Snicket, Rebecca Newberger Goldstein, and Nathaniel Deutsch. Ravishingly designed and illustrated by the acclaimed Israeli artist and calligrapher Oded Ezer, New American Haggadah is an utterly unique and absorbing prayer book, the first of its kind, that brings together some of the preeminent voices of our time.